She has imagined and anticipated him as princely, to say the least.
That’s O.K. Roosevelt, Washington, Jefferson, and many of the personalities who formed our country are having their legacy reviewed in an effort to ascertain whether mention of their name is appropriate, whether they deserve recognition for what they did to build this country.“Statues and memorials are being torn down nationwide in this period of intense social reckoning. Shapiro (hesitating): “Then tell me something:If anybody has any further questions about Jewish humor—-don’t ask!“It’s time to be COUNTed for the Census even though you are not a COUNT!”News item: “In 2019, White House aides reached out to the governor of South Dakota to ask about carving the face of Donald Trump on Mt.
Check it out if you are so inclinedI thought I posted these on June 9, but they didn’t show up. Here’s one, courtesy of David Wolpe (related to Paul Root Wolpe, one of our winners?
Or Silver. I won’t post the link here because that gets me in trouble. Cohen gasps. Tell us more about this Elmer Fudd fellow.Trump: And let’s not forget about Daffy Duck. We just needed four more for a minion.”“Just in time for your Bar Mitzvah…Now you are a man!’“Your mother is going to be thrilled to see that you’re finally standing up straight.”“So how much longer before you evolve in to a doctor?”“Your invitation was for a dude ranch, not a NUDE ranch!”Is that your left hand, or are you growing an ape-pendedge?“By walking upright, you avoided the MONKEY WRENCH back!”If you are “stuck” in the past, then you must be using GORILLA GLUE!“Rabbi, you’re too strict. ?” – Ronnie Raviv .
“It’s been a rough year for the Katz family. You stay away from commenting on my dietary habits, and I will stay away from the subject of your personality.’“Ironically,” Dr. Ehrenreich adds, “the sixty-seven year old Mitch Kapor is alive and well at the time of this writing.”Whatever you do, just don’t “SWING YOUR BIG CLUB & KNOCK ‘EM UP!”Organization Proposal: THE NATIONAL WILDLIFE FEDERATIONChairman: Gerald Lebowitz (Because he sets the Gold Standard for HUMANE TREATMENT of less fortunate individuals.
To vote for the winner of the Spring 2020 contest (see finalists above), use the vote form.This has been another fun contest. Also, a good caption for the contest has to have the right person speaking, in this case the guy. With all the time on my hands lately he is someone I would like to better know.Hasidic tales and Zen stories are very much alike. When he opened the pages of his treasured classics, he read that in Greek mythology, the Delphic Oracle advised that to seek treasure or truth, the only way was to leave no stone unturned. He was, on the one hand, feared as a negative force, and, on the other, seen as a symbol of wisdom, free from illusion.
Marvin, that’s great. The former is an accountant of knowledge; he knows where the treasure is, but it does not belong to him.“Real education instills a desire for knowledge, not merely the tools to acquire it. “We’re ruined! It is easy to look it up using a few keywords, and it would be worthwhile to do so. By the way, he had many gold teeth and even a gold toilet in his house. Inspiration is virally dangerous. This was forced upon him when humans approached his world. Everything is always shifting and changing, and there are as many different takes on any given situation as there are people involved. I would like to personally thank everyone else who entered.“Welcome to the auditions for “Fiddler in the Rough”.“Greetings, your BRIS ceremony is in my delicate hands!”Congratulations, Paul, and, of course, Rich and Dale.Thank you, Gerald. That’s right—if a Jewish car breaks down, it’s all over. “Everything is ambiguous. It’s in the hood.’“Takes a Jew three hours to open a hood and when he finally opens it up: ‘Wow! Can one of you help me?”The younger monk easily lifted her in his arms and forded the river, depositing the grateful woman on the other side.The monks resumed their walk.
Noticing the darkness, they looked up and saw the young man on the skylight, covered with snow.